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By capturing the nuances of office life, corporate poetry offers a lighthearted yet meaningful way to foster belonging, boost morale, and add a dash of fun to the daily routine, while also addressing more complex issues like work-life balance, imposter syndrome, and the pressures of entrepreneurship.

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE

Always keep a set of headphones

No matter where you sit.

Always keep a set of headphones

That’s a perfect cheat.

Putting on your headphones

Is a clever way to say:

“Can’t you see my headphones?

I am busy. Go away”.

ROUTINE

I enter the office
And sit in a booth.
My device’s quite old
So I have to reboot.
I search the OS,
Looking hard for a root. 
When I try to speak up,
I’m always on mute.

LIFE SAVER

Team leads ask me to update
Every milestone on the Monday boards,
PMs open tickets on JIRA,
R&D are just into their codes.

Marketing wants me to track
Every change in the branding decks,
Operations are all back-to-back,
So I must engage with the techs.

Design is all about Figma,
Sales remain kind of an enigma,
Analysts keep drowning in data,
CS is prepping for Beta.

I juggle across countless platforms,
Syncing apps again and again.
While sorting through this digital chaos,
I cling to my notebook and pen.

DISCIPLINE

My morning routine is so tiring,
I hardly find it inspiring.
But I put on a show,
For my boss doesn’t know
I am looking at who else is hiring.

NOW WITH ATTACHMENT

Responsible,
Accurate,
Working with style, Ambitious,
Tech-savvy,
Tough (with a smile), Pays attention to details, Goes the extra mile,
But always forgets
to attach the file.